Wow, I found the most stupidest thing EVER today. Oh wow, check this out;
'Dumb Laws In Canada'
Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.
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35% of a radio stations content must be “Canadian Content”.
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You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
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Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
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It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
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Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
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Wooden logs may not be painted.
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You may never use dice to play craps.
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If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
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When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
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It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.
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Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.
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All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.
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Bylaw states that no more than 3.
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If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 am.
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Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.
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The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
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The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).
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You can’t work on your car in the street.
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It’s illegal to climb trees.
There are tons more here: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/canada But oh wow. One of my favorite is New Yorks law, "Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”." Lmfao!! Oh and Texas's "It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel." Bahahaha, I want to know what they did to make these rules because really, what happened?! Oh, and because I'm bored and nothing else can entertain me as much as this, don't hate on meez dude, tada.

Hahaaaa it's me. Ish.

Hahaaaa it's Sab. Ish. Treating that cat like a dumbek or whatever.
1 [comments]:
Oh i have one a meez too!
cool!
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