You know you're Japanese when..

01. You bow your head every few seconds
when you speak to someone older.

02. Every compliment given to you,
you've been over modest about.

03. You know what "nattou" is
and you hate it or love it.

04. You imitate the nasally voice of the
train conductor and everyone laughs.

05. You think that the phones in
Western countries are lame looking.

06. You have been addicted to
"Tsunami" by Southern All Stars.

07. You know that "shouyu" never
ever goes on rice unless you're very poor.

08. You grew up watching "Annpannmann,"
"Doraemon," or "Urutoramann."

09. You know it's not "Spirited Away,"
but "Sen-to Chihiro-no Kamikakushi."

10. You apologize for no apparent reason.

11. You know what the rabbits
are doing up there on the moon.

12. You know what "shuriken"
are NOT because of an anime/manga.

13. "Tonari-no Totoro" was your "Little Mermaid."

14. You know that frogs say
"gero gero," not "ribbit ribbit."

15. You've bought amazingly nice clothes
for cheaper than five dollars.

16. You cook food with chopsticks and "shamoji."

17. You tried the "boke" + "tsukkomi"
on non-Japanese friends and got weird looks.

18. You love Japanese food
more than any other food.

19. You get pissed when Western people say
"sushi," "ninja," and "samurai."

20. You completely freeze at
"Daruma-san-ga koronda!" or "Bou-san-ga he koita!"

21. You thought that "gaijin" are only American.

22. You can only eat "kyuupi mayo"
and hate Western mayo.

23. You don't have your driver's license
even if you're 30 years old.

24. You walk on the bumpy yellow lines
even if you're not blind at all.

25. You're pissed at Disney about the
conflict of 'The Lion King" and "Jungle Taitei Leo."

26. You think an Asian kid
with blond hair is perfectly okay.

27. You know the difference between
"mugicha" and "oolong-cha."

28. For all of Japan's faults,
you still love the place.

29. You're Japanese when you miss washlet toilets
when going back to your home country.

30. You apologize to people
who bumped into you.

31. You bow when you talk on the phone.

32. You eat your salad with your chopsticks.

33. You know what "Kurisumasu H" is.

34. You think nothing of scandalous ads,
but feel uneasy with kissing in public.

35. You love everything about
Shibuya and Harajuku, crowd and all.

36. You know the shop you went to
one month ago is gone now in 109.

37. You say "Majide?!" or "Honma?!"
to everything unbelievable.

38. You say blue to green street lights.
They are green, but they're blue.

39. You take off your shoes
when you go in your house.

40. You have the cutest stationary
and the ones you get outside of Japan.